The Vacuum Monster

So I was just watching The Dog Whisperer on the National Geographic channel. It was the story of a pack of four French Bulldogs and one woman. The dogs were big time vacuum attackers. It got my thinking about how great Bonny is. Ok, confession time, when Bonny was a baby I used the vacuum kind of as a toy. I would laugh with her while I tried to get her with the sucking end. I didn’t want her to be afraid of it like many dogs are. Well three years later, she is not afraid; she wants to get it. And she is a triumph to good leadership. When I take out the vacuum she usually jumps at it once, ONCE, to inditate she wants to play. I say no and she lays down where she can watch me. When I have finished, I say ok and we play a few minutes of vacuum monster. She wants to get the vacuum the whole time but waits till I tell her to start and stops right away at my command. My only wish is that she would listen to all the people she knows as well as she listens to me.